Dis ya ting yah, dis all 'bout di goodness of rum. See, dem mix di best cane juice an' make it so tasty. Ya know how Di people dem feel a good drink pon Sunday chill? Dis rum yah, it does it to paradise. Ya see, some people tink rum only good for celebration. But dis drink, it got story. Every sip a trip back to di roots. So when yuh hear di rum,